Nixon Redux

One of the advantages of being old is that you remember stuff.  After we discovered that Nixon had taped conversations in the Oval Office, Nixon said, in effect, The tapes prove I am innocent, but you can’t hear them.  Of course, we all knew that if the tapes proved he were innocent, he would have delivered them to the special prosecutor with a Brinks Armored Truck.

Now we get the same story from Trump.  I am innocent, I didn’t do anything wrong, I hardly knew that Epstein guy, but you can’t see the papers even though they would prove this.  

Yeah, right.

At least Nixon didn’t force himself on underage girls.