Monday, August 18, 2025

Leader of the Free World

That is the label people once gave the President of the United States.  Really, they did.  


What should Trump be called?  Surrender Monkey?  Useful Idiot?  Putin’s Bitch?  I don’t think the rest of the world will ever see our President as they once saw Dwight Eisenhower or Ronald Reagan or Barack Obama.


Trump has ruined it for all of us.  He makes our country look small and weak.


I will not be posting for the next two nights.  I am driving to northwest Massachusetts to see an outdoor sculpture exhibition.  If all goes well, I’ll be back on Thursday night.  Don’t worry–I have made arrangements for someone to feed the Rottweiler and the chickens and gather the eggs.

Sunday, August 17, 2025

Not all that funny

An article about English-speaking comedians performing in Europe in the Times on Aug. 12 featured Joel Bryant from L.A.  Bryant was performing in Berlin and said he’d come to escape the U.S. for a time.  “It’s weird to run away from a fascist country and come to Germany for peace and solitude,” he said.  “Tables have turned.  You guys can hide me for the summer, right?  You’ve got an attic somewhere?”


In case you are wondering, you can go to jail for harboring a fugitive from ICE.  Remember–they have to catch you first.

Saturday, August 16, 2025

The Democratic booth at the Ukrainian Festival

I have been a volunteer at the Carbon County Democratic booth for all kinds of events.  Fairs, festivals, musical events, some large, some tiny.  In all that time I have never worked one where at least one person didn’t come up and say something mean, stupid, or insulting.  Until today. 


Ukrainians, like Vietnamese or Cuban immigrants, had a low opinion of Democrats.  No more.  They have noted Trump’s behavior, read Vance’s insults, saw how Marjorie Taylor Greene backs Russia, saw Trump’s craven actions yesterday in Alaska.  


I have never felt such a warm embrace as today.  And I don’t know if I ever felt such sadness about my country’s policies.  We have become “surrender monkeys.”  We have become Munich Lite.  We have become a country with no principles whatsoever.  

Friday, August 15, 2025

Training for the Summit

Peggy, a friend of mine from Santa Cruz, explained why Trump would get rolled at a summit with Putin.  She said Putin learned his tactics and was extensively trained by the KGB.


Trump, on the other hand, spent his time at KFC.


Tomorrow:  Report on the Ukrainian Festival in Carbon County.

The Putin-Trump meeting and its predecessors

In 1884-85 European powers held a conference in Berlin to settle the issue of which country would get which part of Africa.  The conference was an attempt to avoid a war among the European countries over the colonial territories.  Many of the current boundaries of African countries were drawn at that meeting.  No Africans were invited to the Berlin Conference.  


In 1938 a number of European counties, including Germany, England, and France, met in Munich to discuss what to do about Czechoslovakia.  Hitler wanted a piece of that country called the Sudetenland.  The European powers agreed to carve off that portion of the country and give it to Germany.  The Prime Minister of England got off the plane waving a piece of paper and declared that he had brought “peace in our time.”  Czechoslovakia was not invited to the Munich Conference.


Now Trump is meeting with Putin in Alaska.  They will discuss Ukraine.  Ukraine was not invited to the Alaska Conference.

Wednesday, August 13, 2025

The Texas Hotline for Democratic Lawbreakers?

 Tonight I saw a meme that said you could report the location of Democratic members of the Texas legislature who have left the state.  The number is 1-866-786-5972.  Being the intrepid blog reporter that I am, I called the number.  A guy answered the phone immediately and said something about it being the number to report crimes or law-breaking, and that making false reports would be breaking the law.  

I asked him if you could report missing Democratic legislators on this line, and he repeated the same thing and said that if I did not have a crime to report, the call would be terminated.  He then repeated the first message.  I didn’t record the call.  


I then asked him if he (it?) were a robot.  He began to repeat the message about terminating the call, and I think there may have been a threat of prosecution involved.  At that point I hung up.  


If I do not post tomorrow night, you know the Texas Rangers traced the call and were here to take me away.  In the meantime, the Texas legislator I am  hiding in the attic is demanding a Dr. Pepper and a Frito pie.

Tuesday, August 12, 2025

Making a request of Pres. Trump

 12 August 2025


1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Washington, D.C.20500\


Dear President Trump:


Yesterday you activated a number of soldiers to patrol the streets of Washington, D.C.  You noted that crime there was rampant, necessitating your use of emergency powers.  You showed what a leader you are.


I would respectfully urge you to also send a battalion to a place called Mar-a-Lago in Florida.  I read on the internet that there is a whole nest of pedophiles there, and some people are saying that many were close friends of a convicted sex trafficker named Eppstone or Epstein or something like that.  


Please look into this.  It sounds like something that needs your attention.


Sincerely,


Roy Christman


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The letter goes in the mail tomorrow.