Some readers have told me the posts are too serious, not funny, too dry. So, thanks to my friend Bill in North Carolina, here are three items to amuse you:
1. Kash Patel has a new book out: 50 Shades of Hay.
2. Headline: “Fox relieved to learn that Trump is only banning news networks from the White House.” (That one was from Andy Borowitz.)
3. Old Soviet Union Joke:
Guy stops by the news stand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says, I’m looking for an obituary.
Vendor: Those are toward the back of the paper, comrade.
Guy: Not the one I’m looking for.