President Donald Trump
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington D.C. 20500
Dear Sir:
I received a letter today over your signature explaining that I am receiving a payment of $90.00. Since you signed the letter I assume you paid for this out of your own pocket. Sir, I thank you so much, sir.
I will put the money to good use. I am adding $10 of my own money and then sending a check to James Talarico. It won’t match the hundreds of millions that Mr. Elon Musk is putting into races around the country, but it is the best I can do at this time. And $100 is so much better than the $10 I had originally intended to send.
I also don’t want to appear greedy, but if you would like to send me another $90, I could forward that amount to Abdul El-Sayed.
Sincerely, and thanks again, sir,
Roy Christman