I buy a cell phone

I decided to join the 21st century and buy a mobile phone.  My friend Debbie helped me activate it tonight.  I think crooks call it a “burner” phone.  I get 60 minutes to talk each month for $19.99, which seems expensive, although I doubt I’ll need more time than that.  I can also take photos and text people, although that seems complicated.  

It has occurred to me that if I don’t give out the number, I won’t get many calls, so don’t expect me to give out the number.