Wednesday, January 22, 2025

Will Trump pardon me

I'm sending a letter to President Trump.  It will be in the mail tomorrow.  Here is a copy: 

President Donald Trump

1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NW

Washington, D.C. 20500


Dear President Trump:


I am fairly sure the November 2024 election was rigged.  It is difficult for me to believe that a smart and personable woman like Kamala Harris could lose.  I would like to protest the results.


If I go to the Capitol and threaten the Speaker of the House, break windows, and smear feces on the walls, will you pardon me?  Must I wait until January 6 of next year to do it?  


I am willing to wear a MAGA hat if that will help with my pardon.  


Please let me know.


Sincerely,

     Roy Christman

3 comments:

  1. I find it hard to believe you would smear feces on the walls.

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  2. I find it equally hard to believe that the Jan. 6 rioters did that, but that is what they did. I'll publish Trump's reply when I receive it.

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  3. I don’t think anyone in that administration possesses the testicles nor the fortitude it would take to answer this letter with any integrity. Integrity-hah!!!

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