A Pennsylvania Dutch farmer is walking through his field when he sees a guy drinking from his pond, scooping up water with his hand. The farmer says, “Trinken sie nicht das wasser, die kuhe und die schweinie haben in ihr geschissen.”
The guy shouts back, “I’m a Trump supporter and this is America. I don’t understand your gibberish. Speak English, you moron."
The farmer says, “Use two hands; you’ll get more."
Thanks to my friend Bill for this one. I don’t speak Penna. Dutch very well; I hope I spelled it right.
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