The Super Bowl Eagles were invited to the White House but not all of them went. Jalen Hurts said he couldn’t make it because of a scheduling conflict. You might ask yourself what could be more important than an invitation to the White House.
Here’s a list.
Hurts had been invited to tour the TastyKake bakery.
Even though a resident of Philadelphia, he had never seen the Liberty Bell and had timed tickets.
He was watching re-runs of “Abbott Elementary.”
He was buying flower seeds at Bartram’s Garden.
He wanted to see the Christina Ramberg retrospective at the Philadelphia Museum of Art.
He wanted to review the footage from the last Washington Commanders/Eagles game.
and finally,
He had not organized his sock drawer for over a year.
As for Trump, he once said “Bad things happen in Philadelphia.” So, in the words of Jason Kelse, “Fuck you.”
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