Trump apologizes

President Trump at his press conference earlier today surprised the reporters with an apology to the American people.  He said he had not done all that well in the coronavirus battle, and then added, “Some people are saying I’m a real asshole.  In fact, I may be the biggest asshole in America.”  He then went on to say that he was thinking of resigning from the Presidency.

Although the news broke just before the close of the stock market, in the brief period before the day’s trading ended, shares shot up to their highest level since late January.