Undecided?

I’m always amazed that any voter remains undecided.  New York Times commentator Brent Stephens says he won’t vote for Trump, but he needs to know more about Harris’s economic and foreign policies before he can make a commitment to vote for her.

Here is an answer attributed to David Sedaris for that kind of nonsense.

I think of being on an airplane.  The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat.

“Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks.  “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it.?”

To be undecided this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.