As I’m sure you know, California is undergoing a horrendous and historic drought. Now, thanks to Carly Fiorina, we know what has caused it. In a speech to a group in Iowa, she blamed the drought on “overzealous liberal environmentalists.” I am not making this up.
This is a woman who in 2005 was fired as CEO of Hewlett-Packard after laying off nearly 30,000 people and watching the company’s stock price plunge. But don’t be too concerned for her. She got a $21,000,000 severance package. Her next big accomplishment was losing a Senate race to Barbara Boxer by a million votes.
Now she’s running for the Republican nomination for president. The amazing thing is that she is not the worst candidate. That would be Ted Cruz. Or Rickie Santorum. Or Ben Carson. Or Huckabee. Or Trump.
Rick Perry, you are looking good.
Using her logic, how would she explain why Texas is having such horrible flooding? Maybe Cruz and Perry? Or.......
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be wonderful if Texas just floated out to sea?
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