Assault rifles

A number of Carbon County Democrats have organized a volunteer group known as the Community Outreach Association.  The Association rents an office on First Street in Lehighton, Pennsylvania.  I’m proposing the following for a poster to be put in the window, and I’m soliciting comments.  The poster would read as follows:

Assault rifles are good for

• shooting up movie theaters and killing patrons.
• blasting away at Congressional town halls.
• killing elementary school children.
• raising millions of dollars for the National Rifle Association from their manufacturers.
• compensation for tough guys who really aren’t secure in their masculinity.
• hunting game.  Oh, wait.  You can’t use them to hunt game, only people.

Tell the National Rifle Association you are tired of them being a mouthpiece for gun dealers and manufacturers and mass murderers.  Use your outside voice.