Let’s review:
1. The Keystone Pipeline has been halted. This is because the Republicans in Congress put a two-month limit on the President to act. President Obama did act. He said no.
2. We hear that Newt Gingrich asked his second wife for an “open marriage.” Newt, you dog, you.
3. We learn that Romney pays a smaller percentage of his income in taxes than I do and keeps some of his money off-shore.
4. Governor Perry drops out. Rick, we hardly knew you. What we did know of you, however, was enough to realize that you aren’t even qualified to be on the Shickshinny Borough Council. Amazingly, Perry was reelected Governor of Texas. What is the matter with Texans?
5. Rickie Santorum won Iowa. Go Rickie.
6. Finally, we have an intelligent, reasonable, well-known, and hard-working candidate to run against Doyle Heffley, Carbon County’s current representative in the Pennsylvania House of Representatives. More on this later.
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