Monday, December 9, 2013

Job Opening


Wanted:  A Democratic candidate to run in the 122nd Pennsylvania House District.  

Qualifications:  Applicant should be intelligent, an environmentalist, pro-labor, supportive of small business, respectful of the rights of women, a backer of public education, and a supporter of gay rights.  Applicant should recognize that selling the Wine and Spirits stores will lead to alcoholism and teen drinking.  Applicant should know that being a state legislator means more than photo ops.

Applicant should be willing to raise funds, walk door to door to meet voters, and work 14-hour days.

Applicant must have lived in Carbon County before November 2013.  Applicant may be an Independent, Libertarian, Green, or Republican, but must be willing to re-register as a Democrat before January 1, 2014. 

Benefits:  If applicant wins the November election, the citizens of Carbon County will gain a legislator who represents people other than the one percent, who supports adequate funding for education, transportation, and health care, and who puts the interests of the people of Carbon County above an out-of-touch governor.

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