Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Candidates


Someone forwarded the following to me years ago.  It is so old that I had printed it out on a “dot-matrix” printer.  I thought it was timely, given that some of us are searching for a candidate to run against Rep. Heffley.

It’s time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts.  Here’s the scoop on the three leading candidates.

Candidate A:  associates with ward heelers. He’s had two mistresses.  He chain smokes and drinks up to 8 martinis a day.

Candidate B:  was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks up to a quart of brandy every evening.

Candidate C:  is a decorated war hero.  He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn’t had any illicit affairs.

Candidate A is FDR, Candidate B is Churchill, and Candidate C, of course, is Adolf Hitler.  

The conclusion:  you don’t have to be perfect in your personal life to be a good political leader, and conversely, just because you are a nice guy personally doesn’t mean you should hold office.  Think about throwing your hat into the ring.

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