"Rep. Heffley offers basic boating safety course"

That was the headline for a small item in today’s Morning Call.  The course will be held in April.  Heffley will personally demonstrate the Eskimo roll with a kayak.  He will show his paddling techniques, moving from one side of the river to the other, keeping mostly to the far right.  Rep. Heffley will also illustrate other techniques, including what he does when he is up a creek without a paddle.  

Mostly, however, he will drift with the current.