I know why there’s no sun up in the sky
Stormy Daniels
She said I was her own little spaniel,
Keeps rainin’ all the time.
Skin was bare, booze and lipstick everywhere,
Blond-haired Stormy.
Just might be the ending for me.
I’ve gone way too far this time,
Finally too far this time.
When she went away the lawyers walked in and met me
And now that prosecutor Mueller’s goin’ to get me.
All I do is pray they’ll let me tweet each day from the prison.
Can’t go on, ev’ry thing I had is gone
It’s that Stormy,
Putin can’t do nothin’ for me.
Keeps rainin’ all the time.
(Apologies to Harold Arlen and Ted Koehler. If you want to hear a slightly better version, go to Youtube and listen to Lena Horne.)
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