A student who knew I was an atheist asked me if I celebrated Christmas. I told him that I celebrated all holidays. It’s one of the nice things about being an atheist. You can celebrate Christian, Jewish, Hindu, and Muslim holidays, but only the good parts. You don’t need to fast for a month or observe dietary restrictions or go to confession. You just do the fun part.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a bunch of deer on the roof and I’m afraid they will break the slate. I’m going out to chase them off.
Happy Holidays!
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