The year is 2074. I’m a student in a Cultural History class in the Delaware River Watershed University, and I’ve been given an assignment to interview a person over fifty about their first political memory. I find an old guy who is 54, far older than the average person lives in our time. I ask if it [gender specific pronouns were outlawed in 2031] can remember its first political memory.
It says the following:. “I was at a parade in a town called Palmerton. I remember people walking by, and they would give us candy. A man came by from a group that was supporting someone named Harris. I think she was running for what was then called 'the president.' I had put out my bucket for the candy he was distributing, and my father said, 'Don’t take that candy! That is from the Democrats.' ”
It continued: “I didn’t know who the Democrats were, but I remember being really disappointed. I think that was just before the the Great Dismemberment, when the country called United States broke up into eight different countries.”
It's much more encouraging on the phone. I've made over 760 calls this month and only encountered two DeMAGAts. Everyone else is behind us. Best phone packing experience I've had!
ReplyDeleteGo David! I think that every house that does not have a Trump sign is a Harris vote.
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