Tuesday, October 15, 2024

What to tell your friends and relatives who support Trump

One:  The reason the race is so close is because there are not enough pickup trucks flying huge Trump flags.  Studies have shown that every time a pickup truck goes by with a huge Trump flag, more people vote for Trump.  If they don’t have a pickup, they should rent one.  And four or five flags would be even better.


Two:  You heard that two really good investments are Truth Social and Trump’s new crypto company.  After all, he has been a very successful businessman, and his wine company and Trump University and the casinos made lots of money.  They can’t go wrong investing in a Trump company.


Three:  It is important that Trump supporters vote in person.  This year the election will be held on Wednesday, November 6.  Polls open at 7 a.m.

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