Redneck Festival Quiz

Linda and I will be working a booth at the Redneck Festival in Weissport next week.  We’ve done this every year since 2008, when we had a “Rednecks for Obama” booth, which proved quite popular.  Now we appear as “Yaller Dog Democrats.”  That title comes from an old Missouri saying, “I’d rather vote for an old Yaller Dog than for a Republican.”

We always try to have a poster that will not only amuse the visitors, but will also raise their consciousness.  This year I’m thinking about the following:

Take this quiz and win a free hot pepper if you get the correct answer:

Who caused the recession?

A.  Bikers.

B.  College students.

C.  People with tattoos.

D.  Labor union members.

E.  People who use food stamps.

F.   Undocumented farm workers.

G.  White guys in suits and ties who work for banks, hedge funds, and Wall Street 

      firms.

Extra Credit:

Of the groups listed above, which one suffered the least from the recession?