Landowner Bill of Rights

Yesterday we received a large envelope from the PennEast/UGI people entitled “Landowner Bill of Rights.”  I expected to open it and find a big message in all caps saying, “NYAH, NYAH, YOU DON’T HAVE ANY.”

Instead, it was a single-spaced letter that ran to two pages.  We read it carefully and concluded that the message was as follows:  “NYAH, NYAH, YOU DON’T HAVE ANY.”