Wednesday, February 7, 2018

Military parade assistance

The Trump Administration has hired Mikail Alexandrovich, an old Bolshevik who was a major organizer for the May Day parades in Red Square.  Mr. Alexandrovich, who has been somewhat of a mentor to Donald Trump, will help plan Trump’s big military parade down Pennsylvania Avenue.  Alexandrovich pioneered the use of large missiles as an intimidating parade unit, but he also believed that large tanks and howitzers would awe the spectators.


In addition, Trump has asked Secretary of State Tillerson to contact Xi Jinping for help with the parade.  “Those Chinese know how to run a parade that impresses and intimidates,” Trump reportedly said.  “Our parade will be even better, because we are going to show off our nuclear bombs.  That should scare the shit out of everyone.”

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