Here is the wording on the proclamation:
This is to certify that the President of the United States of America has awarded
HIMSELF
the MEDAL OF HONOR
for probably running in, even without a weapon, had he only been there.
(I wish I could take credit for thinking of that, but it is from the New Yorker’s daily cartoon, this one by Ellis Rosen.)
Cadet Bone Spurs saves the day yet again! A true American hero! I'm sure he could have won the Vietnam war single handed if only he didn't receive all those deferments. Too bad the draft board interrupted all his heroic exploits.
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