Saturday, March 27, 2021

Suggestions for the Georgia legislature

 The Georgia legislature passed and the governor signed a bill to make it illegal to give water and food to people waiting in line to vote.  They also charged a state legislator with two felonies for knocking on the door of the office of the governor to protest the bill.  Here are more actions they could take if they are really serious about this.

It is illegal to hold an umbrella if you are waiting in line to vote in the rain.

All voters must be fingerprinted before voting.

All voters must submit to a Covid test using one of those long swabs they stick up your nose.

Random voters will be pulled out of the line and strip-searched.

Only people with stage five cancer may apply for an absentee ballot.

Anyone questioning the actions of the Georgia government will be charged with incitement to riot, sedition, and terroristic threats.

Democrats are forbidden from voting.

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