I planned to post this last night, but, as usual, I couldn’t figure out how to connect my “air book” to the motel’s Wi-Fi. This was down in Easton, Maryland, where L. and I spent Thanksgiving on the Eastern Shore eating crab cakes instead of turkey.
Anyway, here are three takes on Thsnksgiving:
I celebrated Thanksgiving in the traditional way: I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house. We had an enormous feast. And then I killed them and took their land.
-Jon Stewart
Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
-Johnny Carson
Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
-Dave Barry
Happy belated Thanksgiving, everyone.
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