Friday, December 4, 2015

Christmas "doorbuster" special at Cabela's

You too can become a mass killer.  For only $524.99 you can be the proud owner of a semiautomatic tactical rifle, with a 16” chrome-moly steel barrel, available with 10 or 30-round magazines.  You know, the kind you use for hunting squirrels.

Worried that they won’t sell you the rifle because you are on the no-fly list.  No problem.  You say you are on the terrorism watch list.  No problem.

Incidentally, go for the 30 round magazines.


If you threw away your paper, I’ll save the circular for you.  It’s in the same Times News with the front page story about the San Bernardino killing.  It’s also the issue with the comment by Jeremy T. Glaush about how determined killers will use other weapons if denied guns, like a lead pipe.  I wonder how many more would have died in San Bernardino had the killers been armed with lead pipes.  Scary to think about.

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