Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Open carry in Walmart

Before you go all warm and fuzzy on Walmart, remember that the Corporation “requested” that people not carry guns in its stores.  Fanatics are still carrying them around, and Walmart personnel are asked not to confront them.

Walmart stores are private property.  The management can ban open carry any time it desires.

The best way for you as an individual to solve this problem is ridicule.  When people who bring guns into stores and restaurants are laughed at, they will quit.

Here are three things you can say.  Chose one.

1.  Hey!  Squirrels running around in Aisle Seven.  If you get over there, you can probably bag a few.

2.  I love the NRA’s new slogan.  (The guy will ask you, “What new slogan?”)  You know, the one that says  The only way you’ll take my gun is over your cold dead kids.


3.  I’ve always been curious.  Does your gun really make you feel better about your small pee-pee?

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