In a surprising development today, 45th President Donald Trump appeared on the Tucker Carlson show to issue an apology to the American people for his term in office. The former president told Carlson, “I am so sorry for what I did to the American people in the last four years. I don’t know if they will ever forgive me, but I was a complete ass.” Mr. Trump went on for 45 minutes, detailing what he said were “just a few” of the ways in which he had “messed up the country.”
At the end of the interview, Carlson turned to the camera and said, “ That was even weirder than the interview with Gaetz.” Gaetz, a Republican congressman from Florida, is under investigation for “dating” a 17-year-old girl.
April fool!
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