The cast:
General George Patton
Donald Trump
The scene:
A ward in Walter Reed Hospital. General Patton is walking among wounded soldiers and comes across one sitting on a bed watching a golf tournament. He stops.
Patton: And what happened to you, soldier?
Trump: Well sir, I was nicked in the ear by a piece of broken teleprompter when somebody shot at me.
Patton: Were there other wounds?
Trump: Well, no. But I do have bone spurs. Bad bone spurs. The worst bone spurs ever. When do I get my purple heart?
This exchange is followed by Gen. Patton slapping, punching, and butt kicking.
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